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Hayley Cullen
The Leader of the Volturi
Hayley Cullen


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Location : Here. Can't you see me?
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PostSubject: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 3:14 am
Here is where we get the chance to talk about our lives as Vampires!!

I guess I'll start!

So, My day was pretty bad. Too many humans to deal with! Meh!
But I'm getting better! Because I'm only 56 years old!

Edward: How's my sexy Vampire love today?
Me: She's thirsty
Edward: Let's hunt!
Me: What shall we hunt today?
Edward: Canberra milk!
Me: I thought we got over that?
Edward: No one gets over Canberra milk!
Me:...
Edward: Why are you speechless?
Me: Because I'm thirsty for what VAMPIRES like. Not a human drink from a cow!
Edward: But Canberra milk isn't just from any cows!
Me: Oh Yeah? What cows do we get Canberra milk from then?
Edward: Canberra cows!
Me: *slaps forehead*
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 6:39 am
Me: Edward, are you really as stupid as you are appearing or is it a skill you have developed over the years?
Jasper: I think it's a skill.
Me: I agree Jazz!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 8:07 am
Me: I think that they are the perfect couple!
Edward: No, I think we are! You have just broken my un-beating heart!
Me: I'm so sorry Edward! I love you and I think that you are perfect!
Edward: I love you so much Hayley!
Me: Yes Edward! Hugs!
Edward: What is that noise I hear?
Me: I love you!
Edward: No, I hear a noise!
Me: You really need to go to the ear doctor
Edward: My heart is beating Hayley
Me: *gasp*!!!
Edward: I'm turning into a human!!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 8:18 am
Me and Jasper: *gasps*
Me: Are we a perfect couple lol?
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Hayley Cullen
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Hayley Cullen


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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 03, 2008 8:23 am
Me: Edward? EDWARD!
Edward: My heart has started. Hayley, I'm a human!
Me: EDWARD!!! I LOVE YOU!
Edward: I love you too, but Speek slightly louder please, I can't hear you with these human senses.
Me: SORRY, CAN YOU HERE ME NOW?
Edward: Yes, now your too loud
Me: Better?
Edward: Yes.
Me: You...the...I... Insane?
Edward: Look Hayley, I'm crying! Tears of pain!
Me: Your in pain???????!?!?!
Edward: Yes extremely...
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeThu Sep 04, 2008 4:47 am
Me: Oh poor Edward!!!
Jasper: Shut up. He's just being a wimp!
Me: ... ... ... ... ... tee hee ... ... ... ... ...
Edward: Ouch!!!
Me: Sorry Edward...Jazz, leave him alone!
Jasper: Let's go somewhere!
Me: Where?
Jasper: Hmm...
Me: I know!
Jasper: Where?!
Me: Paris!
Jasper: No, I don't think so, Zoe oops, I mean Victoria shoved us off the Eiffel Tower remember?
Me: Yeah...oops.
Jasper: Hmm...how about Hawaii?
Me: Yay! Surfing!
Jasper and Me: *skips off to airport*
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Me: Ooh, sounds like fun! But we have trouble!
Edward: My eyes are green again!
Me: and your not dazzeling me!
Edward: I'm sorry
Me: Your not perfect!
Edward: But you are
Me: I love you!
Edward: I love you too.
Me: We need Carlisle
*Carlisle appears out of thin air*
Carlisle: Hello Peop... Edward!!!??! WHAT HAPPENED!??!??!?!!?!?
Edward: We need to ask you, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME??
Me: Please Help Carlisle!
Carlisle: When a Vampire gets old, they sometimes start changing back. Obviously all his human emotions around Bella before have not helped!
Edward: BITE ME HAYLEY!
Me: OK!
*Bends down and bites Edward*
Edward: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Me: I'm SOOO sorry Edward!
Edward: GAHHHHHR!
Me: Please work!
Carlisle: I love you all Good work Hayley!
Me: I love you too Carlisle, as a father-in- law that is...!
*Me and Carlisle wait 2 days and finally we see Edward*
Edward: OMS I CAN'T HERE YOUR THOUGHTS CARLISLE, and I'm very thirsty. Lets hunt! Are my eyes Red? Are they? Darn! Well lets go!
Me: Any more questions Edward?
Edward: Do you like Canberra milk?
Me: No!
Edward: You like Blood?
Me: Yep!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeTue Sep 09, 2008 5:59 am
I'm scared...Hayley you are one insane child!!
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Hayley Cullen
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeTue Sep 09, 2008 7:16 am
Edward: THAT'S AN INSULT TO MY HAYLEY!
Me: Be quite
Edward: BUT IT IS!!!!! I will get you myself Shantani!
Me: Get Jasper! NOW!!!
Edward: RHAAA!!
Me: He's a New born!
Jasper: I'll save you!!!
*Jasper makes us calm*
Me: Oh thank you Jasper!! My Brother in Law
Jasper: Don't mention it Sis!
Me: Where's Emmett?
Jasper: He is with Casey. Why?
Me: I was curious
Edward: I feel better now! Canberra milk anyone?
Me and Jasper: Get a grip Edward!
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Jasper: I am awesome.
Me: Whatever.

Hayley, you truly are an insane child.
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Edward: RAAAAAAR!!!! STOP INSULTING HER YOU FREAK!!!
Me: Edward, Control!
Jasper: Here, hope this helps
Me: I feel better, what about you Edward?
Edward: I feel.... Fine!
Me: That's good
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 10, 2008 2:57 am
That's good! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeWed Sep 10, 2008 4:54 am
It's very good!
Lo, there thou hast what is thine!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's talk, like the Cullen's!   Let's talk, like the Cullen's! Icon_minitimeThu Sep 11, 2008 3:27 am
Cut it out! I can't understand that old english junk!
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Thou may need to know that for thous later life.
It may become handy
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Jasper: Hayley...I can understand what you're saying.
Me: Stupid Jasper!
Jasper: Sorry beloved!
Me: Oh you're so cute! *hugs*
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